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I'm not worried because the Dragon Newbies taste better to the bears :rofl:

 

None of us need to worry. As they say, you don't have to be the fastest to escape the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest person. Ms. Zombie knee, busted hip Ali is this years filet mignon for Ursus americanas and the rest of us will only need to exit at a brisk walk.

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None of us need to worry. As they say, you don't have to be the fastest to escape the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest person. Ms. Zombie knee, busted hip Ali is this years filet mignon for Ursus americanas and the rest of us will only need to exit at a brisk walk.

 

 

HEY!!! I resemble that remark :biggrin:

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Ms. Zombie knee, busted hip Ali is this years filet mignon for Ursus americanas and the rest of us will only need to exit at a brisk walk.

 

Not that I would ever wish harm upon anyone, especially one of my favorite MINIacs, Ali... but to ensure the survival of the rest of the DCMM members can I recommend a sauce... I mean cologne... spray: http://www.bearscents.com/Products.html

 

I especially like the ball to hang as a cabin door ornament. :evil:

 

I was thinking you could hang it on a rear view mirror but that could bring harm on a MINI... never :stupido2:

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Not that I would ever wish harm upon anyone, especially one of my favorite MINIacs, Ali... but to ensure the survival of the rest of the DCMM members can I recommend a sauce... I mean cologne... spray: http://www.bearscents.com/Products.html

 

I especially like the ball to hang as a cabin door ornament. :evil:

 

I was thinking you could hang it on a rear view mirror but that could bring harm on a MINI... never :stupido2:

we don't want to ATTRACT bears (that's what newbies and Laura are for ;) . We need bear repellant.

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I can take them on with my eye blind folded AND my hands tied behind my back lol!!

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And don't go setting any fires either!

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I can take them on with my eye blind folded AND my hands tied behind my back lol!!

 

yeah, a 300 lb. black bear, hell bent on eating you alive.....sure.:stupid:

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Just watch me, everyone will run away and when you all come back you'll see the bear on its back and me rubbing its belly i got those animal skills hahaha

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Just watch me, everyone will run away and when you all come back you'll see the bear on its back and me rubbing its belly i got those animal skills hahaha

 

How you gonna rub his belly with your hands tied behind your back:questionmark:

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ummmmm didn't think bout that

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Ill be there with Steph (cray tall gal with blue Mini).

 

You do realize there are multiple people with BLUE MINIS, right?! Derp. You could've said with Lucy, sheesh! :)

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Well considering I just spent 4 days in the hospital for a bite from a PEKINGESE, yes I know, I might just be the new one for bear bait. :bawling:

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Well considering I just spent 4 days in the hospital for a bite from a PEKINGESE, yes I know, I might just be the new one for bear bait. :bawling:

 

Four days in the hospital??? Are you OK now?

 

How big was this Pekinese???

Tigger 2006 the cabrio and Riversong the 2014 Countryman

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Well considering I just spent 4 days in the hospital for a bite from a PEKINGESE, yes I know, I might just be the new one for bear bait. :bawling:

 

From a pekingese !!!! That's crazy sorry to hear that but glax your better

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Oh believe me, I'm hearing about how redik this is from almost everyone. Hence why I'm bear bait :laugh: but seriously hopefully I don't have to go back. I want freedom with Tycoon on the roads!

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Oh believe me, I'm hearing about how redik this is from almost everyone. Hence why I'm bear bait :laugh: but seriously hopefully I don't have to go back. I want freedom with Tycoon on the roads!

 

So you're coming to the Dragon with us?

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