Bert Posted March 25, 2013 Report Posted March 25, 2013 Maybe I should spread some guacamole on your window to distract them? Guacamole? These are NC and TN bears, not Californian or Mexican. What about BBQ sauce? Ernie McStreet's facebook page: http://www.facebook.com/erniemcs.street
Brian0758 Posted March 25, 2013 Report Posted March 25, 2013 not like im much to chew on anyways :rofl: Bears still enjoy a little snack before the main course 2012 Jeep Rubicon
cmcveay Posted March 25, 2013 Report Posted March 25, 2013 I'm not worried because the Dragon Newbies taste better to the bears :rofl: None of us need to worry. As they say, you don't have to be the fastest to escape the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest person. Ms. Zombie knee, busted hip Ali is this years filet mignon for Ursus americanas and the rest of us will only need to exit at a brisk walk. 2014 Jeep Wrangler Unlimited Rubicon "Homer" 2012 MB/CR JCW R55 "Merlin" Sold 2009 LB/LB R56 "Archie" Sold
TGGRRR (Ali) Posted March 25, 2013 Report Posted March 25, 2013 None of us need to worry. As they say, you don't have to be the fastest to escape the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest person. Ms. Zombie knee, busted hip Ali is this years filet mignon for Ursus americanas and the rest of us will only need to exit at a brisk walk. HEY!!! I resemble that remark Tigger 2006 the cabrio and Riversong the 2014 Countryman
Bert Posted March 25, 2013 Report Posted March 25, 2013 Ms. Zombie knee, busted hip Ali is this years filet mignon for Ursus americanas and the rest of us will only need to exit at a brisk walk. Not that I would ever wish harm upon anyone, especially one of my favorite MINIacs, Ali... but to ensure the survival of the rest of the DCMM members can I recommend a sauce... I mean cologne... spray: http://www.bearscents.com/Products.html I especially like the ball to hang as a cabin door ornament. :evil: I was thinking you could hang it on a rear view mirror but that could bring harm on a MINI... never :stupido2: Ernie McStreet's facebook page: http://www.facebook.com/erniemcs.street
kgdblu Posted March 26, 2013 Report Posted March 26, 2013 hmmmmm.......tender newbies as bear bait....I need to come up with a plan <evil laugh>
kgdblu Posted March 26, 2013 Report Posted March 26, 2013 Not that I would ever wish harm upon anyone, especially one of my favorite MINIacs, Ali... but to ensure the survival of the rest of the DCMM members can I recommend a sauce... I mean cologne... spray: http://www.bearscents.com/Products.html I especially like the ball to hang as a cabin door ornament. :evil: I was thinking you could hang it on a rear view mirror but that could bring harm on a MINI... never :stupido2: we don't want to ATTRACT bears (that's what newbies and Laura are for . We need bear repellant.
TGGRRR (Ali) Posted March 26, 2013 Report Posted March 26, 2013 we don't want to ATTRACT bears (that's what newbies and Laura are for . We need bear repellant. You newbies aren't worried are you?:idea: Tigger 2006 the cabrio and Riversong the 2014 Countryman
minime331 Posted March 26, 2013 Report Posted March 26, 2013 I can take them on with my eye blind folded AND my hands tied behind my back lol!! STella- 14' Focus ST Roush CAI, Cobb access port stage1 tune, custom Ptuning 3" exhuast, Levels FMIC, Turbosmart BOV, rally armor mud flaps, more to come.
TGGRRR (Ali) Posted March 26, 2013 Report Posted March 26, 2013 I can take them on with my eye blind folded AND my hands tied behind my back lol!! Great, cause now I'm pretty sure I can run faster then you Tigger 2006 the cabrio and Riversong the 2014 Countryman
Scavenger Posted March 26, 2013 Report Posted March 26, 2013 And don't go setting any fires either! 2006 MCS, SB/S , "B.A." Performance: DINAN "Stage 5" tune, throttle body, boost kit (fuel pump, pulley), & CAI; JCW exhaust sans resonator, brakes, & GP IC; DDM IC diverter; CSF Racing Aluminum Radiator Suspension: DINAN front strut brace; Alta 22mm rear bar; KW V1 coil-overs; H-Sport adjustable rear control arms; CravenSpeed strut underators Interior: CravenSpeed gauge mounts with Cooper S boost and voltage, & shift well cover Wheels: Enkei PF01 17" Audio: Kenwood Excelon KDC-X994 HU; MTX Terminator speakers F&B Alan @ opensource.com
kgdblu Posted March 27, 2013 Report Posted March 27, 2013 And don't go setting any fires either! bite your tongue...........in half.
kgdblu Posted March 27, 2013 Report Posted March 27, 2013 I can take them on with my eye blind folded AND my hands tied behind my back lol!! yeah, a 300 lb. black bear, hell bent on eating you alive.....sure.:stupid:
minime331 Posted March 27, 2013 Report Posted March 27, 2013 Just watch me, everyone will run away and when you all come back you'll see the bear on its back and me rubbing its belly i got those animal skills hahaha STella- 14' Focus ST Roush CAI, Cobb access port stage1 tune, custom Ptuning 3" exhuast, Levels FMIC, Turbosmart BOV, rally armor mud flaps, more to come.
TGGRRR (Ali) Posted March 27, 2013 Report Posted March 27, 2013 Just watch me, everyone will run away and when you all come back you'll see the bear on its back and me rubbing its belly i got those animal skills hahaha How you gonna rub his belly with your hands tied behind your back:questionmark: Tigger 2006 the cabrio and Riversong the 2014 Countryman
minime331 Posted March 27, 2013 Report Posted March 27, 2013 ummmmm didn't think bout that STella- 14' Focus ST Roush CAI, Cobb access port stage1 tune, custom Ptuning 3" exhuast, Levels FMIC, Turbosmart BOV, rally armor mud flaps, more to come.
TGGRRR (Ali) Posted March 27, 2013 Report Posted March 27, 2013 ummmmm didn't think bout that :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl: Tigger 2006 the cabrio and Riversong the 2014 Countryman
Stephatron Posted March 28, 2013 Report Posted March 28, 2013 Ill be there with Steph (cray tall gal with blue Mini). You do realize there are multiple people with BLUE MINIS, right?! Derp. You could've said with Lucy, sheesh!
TGGRRR (Ali) Posted March 28, 2013 Report Posted March 28, 2013 You do realize there are multiple people with BLUE MINIS, right?! Derp. You could've said with Lucy, sheesh! He's had us at tall crazy girl Tigger 2006 the cabrio and Riversong the 2014 Countryman
ErinKC Posted March 28, 2013 Report Posted March 28, 2013 Well considering I just spent 4 days in the hospital for a bite from a PEKINGESE, yes I know, I might just be the new one for bear bait. :bawling: [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC]
TGGRRR (Ali) Posted March 29, 2013 Report Posted March 29, 2013 Well considering I just spent 4 days in the hospital for a bite from a PEKINGESE, yes I know, I might just be the new one for bear bait. :bawling: Four days in the hospital??? Are you OK now? How big was this Pekinese??? Tigger 2006 the cabrio and Riversong the 2014 Countryman
minime331 Posted March 29, 2013 Report Posted March 29, 2013 Well considering I just spent 4 days in the hospital for a bite from a PEKINGESE, yes I know, I might just be the new one for bear bait. :bawling: From a pekingese !!!! That's crazy sorry to hear that but glax your better STella- 14' Focus ST Roush CAI, Cobb access port stage1 tune, custom Ptuning 3" exhuast, Levels FMIC, Turbosmart BOV, rally armor mud flaps, more to come.
ErinKC Posted March 29, 2013 Report Posted March 29, 2013 Oh believe me, I'm hearing about how redik this is from almost everyone. Hence why I'm bear bait :laugh: but seriously hopefully I don't have to go back. I want freedom with Tycoon on the roads! [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC]
TGGRRR (Ali) Posted March 29, 2013 Report Posted March 29, 2013 Oh believe me, I'm hearing about how redik this is from almost everyone. Hence why I'm bear bait :laugh: but seriously hopefully I don't have to go back. I want freedom with Tycoon on the roads! So you're coming to the Dragon with us? Tigger 2006 the cabrio and Riversong the 2014 Countryman
ErinKC Posted March 29, 2013 Report Posted March 29, 2013 Heck yes!!! I can't wait. I have had this leave on the books since Jan. [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC]